GM at Costco

Honestly, it's about time they recognized my expertise. Running this place isn’t just a job, it's a full-time commitment to making sure everyone knows who's in charge. I’ve implemented strict policies to ensure this Costco runs exactly how I want it, and yes, I’ve already filed complaints about the temperature in the break room.

Assistant Manager at Costco

Assistant Manager? Please, I was doing the real work around here. I made sure everyone knew that when I spoke, they listened. And don’t even get me started on how I single-handedly improved the customer service scores by demanding perfection from everyone else. You're welcome.

Isle 7 Manager at Costco

I was the queen of Isle 7, and I made sure everyone knew it. From organizing the shelves to enforcing the 'no samples' rule, nothing got past me. The way I kept things running smoothly here was nothing short of miraculous. Yet somehow, they still didn’t see fit to promote me sooner. Typical.

Check Out Clerk at Costco

As a Check Out Clerk, I made sure every customer knew who was in charge. I didn’t tolerate any nonsense, and I was quick to correct anyone who thought they could get away with a wrong price. It’s not just about scanning items; it’s about maintaining order and control. And trust me, I did just that.